Is Elite On Vacation or Gone Forever

We were once a proud and united group, bound by a communal love of funny videos and sports news, but now we stand separate, broken, alone.

Are we simply on vacation? Or are we gone forever?

The answer is neither gentlemen.

We've been right here the whole time.

Elite Cart

Everything in life should be elite. Those suckers in the background still rollin on wheels.. amateurs!

Want to make a million?

http://www.sciencerecorder.com/news/billionaire-bill-gates-will-give-you-100k-for-a-condom-that-makes-sex-feel-better/

Lil Wayne during Court Deposition

Human-powered Helicopter

$250,000 is the award for maintaining 10 foot altitude for a minute. This dude couldn't make it, must of not drank milk as a child!

Apple iPhone 5 early adopters mocked in Samsung ad

“They should have a priority line for people who’ve waited five times,” one guy waiting in line moans. Another celebrates “We’re finally getting everything we didn’t get last year.” What about people that waited 100 times?

CEO Paints car and robs Apple!

CEO the iPhone 5 doesn't come out until the 21st.......  TAKE IT EASY!

Typical San Fran can't finish

Mississippi State players get tackled by their own smoke machine

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/caption-contest-mississippi-state-players-tackled-own-smoke-192009593--ncaaf.html

Should You Draft AP

So with Jimmy breaking the Elite Chain drought of exactly 2 months, I figured I would go ahead and post something.