Elite...Please Improve

Dear Elite members,

As we continue to embrace for the new challenges ahead of us from converting from an email chain to a website here are some of my initial thoughts: I am overall pleased about the transition. Many of you, are and continue to be elite. Elite feels like heaven to a god. Others have left us for reasons never to be understood, Pman..What the hell this looks like ho, I look like C.E.O you look like no. Pman- you were a hell of a contributor and an even better director of compliance. We lost a good soldier but this group is bigger than any one individual. Pman you will regret this decision and I give you an open invitiation to return by the end of August if you choose so because you have earned a leave of abscense as a founder. On that same note , if anybody ever decides to leave you will NEVER be allowed back. It is important for us to remember what made us Elite-being part of this exclusive membership as an Elite member is a privilege. When you start to think to yourself , am I happy to be in Elite? Well...does a snake drag its fuckn balls? If you said no your not happy or no a snake doesn't have balls well then get the fuck out. Because you should be happy and a snake does have balls.

Its time for each member to do his part and keep bringing their best. "Just do your job." If you don't show initiative or don't participate you will get kicked out. There are several of you on the cusp of being kicked out. Top executives and I will be cuttin and guttin who we feel just doesn't make the cut anymore.

Lastly, as we expand and take over the world please bring forward any ideas and invite others who may be elite to blog for us. We are growing and looking for new members who can contribute. In order to be accepted they will need an invitation from an Elite member, two references, catch a striper (keeper-BMur must measure), write a haiku poem on why the Pats are best team in nfl history, and finish a triatholon. 

In summary, Elite....Please improve.

Thanks for all you do each and everyday.

Carry on.