Nickname Time

Hello Elite!! I am having trouble uploading the classic voice mail that goes with this article as it will not be complete until i get this voice mail up in which this beautiful girl left me on the fourth of July. May need the IT team to help me out here.

Now its Nickname time, as my first article about nicknames told you a little bit about how to nickname your mistress, your slut, or even your girlfriend this article is going to be strait to point.

Her nickname is "The Surprisahhh" reason because she is crazyyyy and surprised me more then any other girl has ever done. looks like cute innocent girl, has a very well paid secure occupation and loved to fuck. She was my first real slam after i was heartbroken from when "The One" left me.

I facebook creep her, I take her out for a full blown classy meal take her to my love shack by the water and after a few cocktails a few laughs and a full stomach every man has to take a dump. So what do i do you may ask ? I take a dump and during this dump I start thinking how the hell am i going to close this deal.....

Shes looking good the whole night, laughing, smiling , bending over to get the napkin at the diner table and slamming captains from her purse. all night im throwing her a few signs that im not spending money for nothing in return and shes not giving in to shit no kisses or anything.

So after my massive number 2 in the bathroom at the love shack I walk out clean but smelly and BAMM!!! she is in her underwear only, standing there hands up tits flopping away looking like a present from god, she looks me right in the eyes smiled and said in the most sexiest of voices " surprise??" with a shrug of the shoulders.... I FUCKING KID YOU NOT PEOPLE. I jumped on her like a mako jumping out of the water and hell im still having fun with the surprisahh....

P.S. I may be changing name soon for you true people who follow me , also she loved sending me pics

FISH ON!! BMUR!