In a shocking roster move today, Bill Belichick announced that the Patriots will be releasing a Gronkowski brother today.
"I brought both of the brothers in today and informed them of the team's decision" the 5 time Super Bowl champion confirmed today. "I wanted to get creative with the release and asked if they would be up for an arm wrestling match. They countered with a thumb war. Both sides ended up agreeing on Rock Paper Scissors."
When asked about the decision, Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski was confident his brother Dan would throw a rock. "He always throws rock first...I got this."
Dan confirmed he will indeed throw a rock first because "that's what I always do."
The time of the match is TBD.
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