Monday, October 3, 2011

Nick Name Time bitches


Hello Elite!!! Hope all is well feela's.


It has been awhile since nickname time the true bloggers and followers will know where i left off.



Anyway im going through the fucking life of hell that everyone out there may be going through: being rich, fucking sluts, and trying to show your being trustworthy to your true girl.


Anyway let me tell you about a girl nickmamed the "stripper". No she is not a real stripper but yes i did meet her at a strip club a strip club looking all sexy walking in with some loser dude i called him "Tim the tool man Taylor"

He is buying her drinks all night im at the strip club with some guy from work for the first time. I look at my buddy from work tell him strait up im banging this girl at end of night. Meanwhile she is looking at me every time she secretly goes to whisper or talk in this tool man Taylor's ear. I'm looking at her giving her the smile and the nod introducing silently and seductively.


I dont know what it was about me this night i was either really drunk or really fucking on fire with this steal of a lifetime.

The tool man goes to buy her a drink i sit right in his seat next to her up on the stage start telling her she looks better then any girl i have seen on stage. Meanwhile she is laughing and totally eye fucking me listening to what im telling her. I start giving her more aggressive compliments throwing a few dollars in front of her so the real strippers on stage come over and give her the works , pusssy in face, tits slapping face. Strippers are always great to the lady spectators. However I ask the stripper to take her on stage, i mean this girl is dieing to get on and show off her body acting like she is miss innocent and never been on stage. " please bitch every guy has heard that line before.... your a whore get on stage and let me see what you got" is all that i am thinking...


This girl gets on stage dancing, stripper taking her shirt off and she is totally ignoring the tool man who bought her drinks and took her out for diner before bringing her to the strip club to be swiped by the BMUR.

Tool man is pacing back and forth from the little acknowledgment i showed him. He just up and leaves like a bitch knowing his girl is stolen and im taking her home. The worker i went with i find out actually ends up acting like a bouncer in this whole process and taking the kid she was with out the door and not letting him back in.

Meanwhile I start getting sloppy pounding my crown on the rocks getting her off stage sitting on my lap with her cloths on at this time just making out sucking face and grabbing tits in front of every guy just jaws dropped.

Cut to the chase.. I take her home to the bachelor pad, all i remember is in and out of black out stage slamming her on the bed, slamming her on the floor downstairs and slamming her on the table and counter in the kitchen. Wake up and roll over somehow ending up in her bed, dont remember driving only rememeber fucking.... This is the closest girl i ever had to banging a stripper for all i know she could of been one. but the point is if you think this story is disgusting or you tell yourself ewww i would never bang a girl like that.... well fella's then never read my posts because i am who i am and your a pussy

Take a look and ask yourself would you?


FISH ON !! BMUR

P.S... CEO please get the video I need for the change I need now

2 comments:

  1. BMUR when you write, we read! Fish On!

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  2. While an entertaining story, your spelling and grammar skills are terrible. If you're hoping to turn this into a full time gig, you should learn the basics bro. I'm not hating, just saying you should write properly if you hope to attract a following.

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