Rumor has it that H.J is a baller, doesn't even whip his ass with regular toilet paper, he uses crunched up dollar bills for that sandpapery feeling texture on his ass.
Rumor has it that H.J writes down his elitechain ideas on each square of toilet paper and Kamal wipes his ass with them, that's why there's little input from H'J on this blog.
Wow, How many shits does this character Kamal and H to the Jizzo make a day?
ReplyDeleteMy intuition tells me Kamal and H.J smell like shit constantly...... Is this true?
ReplyDeleteRumor has it that kamal caries a roll of toilet paper in his pocket everywhere he goes.
ReplyDeleteRumor has it that H.J is a baller, doesn't even whip his ass with regular toilet paper, he uses crunched up dollar bills for that sandpapery feeling texture on his ass.
ReplyDeleteI once seen H.J take a shit in a sink at a party and wiped his ass with a white towel. That's not balling!!
ReplyDeleteRumor has it that CEO once directed a parody of 2 girls one cup called "2 dudes and one cup" starting your very own Kamal and H.J?????
ReplyDeleteRumor has it that 2 Dudes and One Cup sold on ebay for $2.99 and H.j used that money to whip his ass.
ReplyDeleteI dont get it! Did he use those coins too? I bet he lost a quarter in a process
ReplyDeleteWhat are you fucking stupid? Those 99 cents went to ebay fee.
ReplyDeleteI used to like elitechain now its complete garbage. You should change it to EliteShit
ReplyDeleteAre you asking us to EliteShit all over your chest yomama?
ReplyDeletethis is gross and mildly entertaining, please post something better next time.
ReplyDeleteStop spreading rumors you sick fucks!!! Shut the fuck up and enjoy ELITECHAIN!!
ReplyDeleteRumor has it that H.J writes down his elitechain ideas on each square of toilet paper and Kamal wipes his ass with them, that's why there's little input from H'J on this blog.
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