DRE should be our new CEO. His amazing work ethic combined with his overall "Eliteness" only proves hes the man for our job. Our current CEO, "CEO", is in a midst of a crisis a.k.a E-Mail Gate. I ask you to step down CEO, and let DRE take the reigns of a chain that has established itself throughout the years. We are ELITE, and we want to remain ELITE. Viva la DRE, our time is now!!
I don't think Dre can fit in CEO tiny shoe size!
ReplyDeleteThats probably the reason why EliteChain is small at this point, cause its a metaphorical representation of CEO's tiny feet!
ReplyDeleteCEO has tiny feet for a reason, and it has no direct correlation to elitechain. We all know he loves Porsches, and what kind of fat ass foot fits in a Porsche? Not CEO's, cause he clearly has small feet! Do your thing CEO, nobody can replace the originator!
ReplyDeleteJDaddy brought up a real controversial subject. DRE has been producing and breaking all sorts of records, good and bad. But we still have faith in our CEO that he's going to redeem himself at some point soon. So let this topic arise some time from now. Till then, CEO, show them that you still got balls to play your pocket-pool. I vote against JDaddy!
ReplyDeleteJDADDY has a point, current CEO is sleeping, hibernating for the season. He needs a break, he's been working way to hard! Step down CEO or I'm going to start Occupy EliteChaine!!!
ReplyDeleteRumor has it that BMUR aka TRUE CEO has been on a trip across Pacific only using a horse saddle and a blue whale, and the reason why CEO CEO has been absent is because he went to report this craziness using his private helicopter. Live coverage will be aired soon. ONLY ON ELITECHAIN!
ReplyDeleteSo many elite worthies?? WTF people must hate CEO
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